Passover Sedar and the Ten Plagues

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April 19, 2014– Dear Secret Diary.  I’ll bet you’re bummed you didn’t make the Passover Seder this year. [ Read More ]

Funny Mexican Restaurant

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During a visit to Omsk, Russia, I was strolling down a street when I saw a sign in the window of a Mexican restaurant: “In queso emergency, Open 24 hours!” [ Read More ]

Weird Coffee [PODCAST]

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Diane tells a funny true story about her sister having a cup of coffee at a Shriners Club with her dad. Why does the coffee taste so weird?! [ Read More ]

How To Boil Eggs [PODCAST]

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Tracy’s friend tries to teach her how to cook and boil eggs. But how long should you cook something if the instructions are to “cook it ’til it’s done”? [ Read More ]

A Lemon Of A Story

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What does one do with a football-sized shape lemon?? [ Read More ]

Ma, There’s a Banana in the Dryer

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After a very busy day of driving my kids to their respective destinations, doing the grocery shopping, attempting to do four loads of laundry, cooking dinner and doing everything else anyone could muster up for me to do that day, I decided to take the rest of the night off and relax with my husband … [ Read More ]

Burger Cosplay

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They’re called cosplayers. They wear costumes and show-off the artistic sides of themselves. Of all them, these burger cosplayers are my favorite. [ Read More ]

Riding Roller Coasters

roller coasters

Sean Bratton tells a funny true story about riding the roller coasters at Cedar Point on Media Day. [ Read More ]

Why Carol Doesn’t Cook

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Now first it is important to let you know that I am not known for my expertise in the kitchen. I am more known for not being relied on if one is looking for a home-cooked meal. Being from Long Island, perhaps the joke about Jewish girls making reservations as a means of preparing dinner was … [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

Attack Waitress

February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

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