The Nutcracker

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My grandmother was very special to me. She made me her first assistant when it came to making challah. It seemed like magic to me when she took a large lump of dough, kneaded it, and when it came out toasted from the oven, it was incredibly delicious. [ Read More ]

Opium and My Trip to The Doctor

Poppy Seed Bagel

I had an interesting visit with the Dr. today. [ Read More ]

The Queen Of Kool-Aid

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My son, Chuck, was eleven and my daughter, Ruth, was nine at the time. Chuck approached me one day with a serious look on his face. [ Read More ]

WATCH: Operation: Save The Beer Bottle [VIDEO]

Saving a beer bottle from it’s ultimate demise is no easy task. Of course, The Big Milkshake was up for the job. [ Read More ]

Weird Coffee [PODCAST]

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Diane tells a funny true story about her sister having a cup of coffee at a Shriners Club with her dad. Why does the coffee taste so weird?! [ Read More ]

Help From My Friends [VIDEO]

Emily is having a rough time. She’s tired, exhausted and can’t seem to even make a cup of chocolate milk right. Luckily, as described in this story, her friends are there to help. [ Read More ]

An Honest Mistake

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One Saturday I went to the supermarket to get food for Sunday dinner. When I got home, I noticed I had only been charged $1.48 for the ham instead of $14.80. [ Read More ]

Ode to Banana [PODCAST]

Bananas finally get the love they deserve in this eloquent reading. [ Read More ]

Brussels Sprouts Investment Opportunity

Would anybody like to join me in purchasing for investment purposes the below item as offered on EBAY? [ Read More ]

Blueberry Octopus Pie

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My college friend, Lola, baked me this pie. As you can see, it’s the most nautical pie in the world! [ Read More ]

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