Do Not Touch

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Okay. Someone touched… [ Read More ]

Healthy Shmealthy

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When I was a kid, cigarettes were touted as a healthy way to relax, control weight, improve your sex life, and make you look really cool. Now we know that cigs will age you prematurely, make your breath smell like an ashtray, and slowly but surely bring about an ugly, painful death. [ Read More ]

Do You Accept Credit Cards?

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My daughter loves ice cream so much. This story happened when she was three, just a couple months after she first discovered the glory of ice cream. [ Read More ]

You Whine, You Lose

November 8, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, today, my wife and I went into a restaurant that prominently displayed the above sign near its entrance. [ Read More ]

Blueberry Octopus Pie

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My college friend, Lola, baked me this pie. As you can see, it’s the most nautical pie in the world! [ Read More ]

Better, Much Better

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These two snack labels always compete with each other as you can see in the picture. Better & Muuch Better! [ Read More ]

The Burnt Cake Rescued My Anniversary

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I was cooking for my fourth anniversary with my fiancée this past June since she cooked last year, but I knew I wouldn’t have enough time to make dessert too. [ Read More ]

The Most Dangerous Meal

The Most Dangerous Meal of The Day

We posted this picture of “the unfortunate breakfast man” for our Facebook friends one morning. We ended up getting a comment on the photo from one of our fans that we thought was the PERFECT caption… too good to pass up.  Thanks to Lisa Formanek Roche for the hilarious idea!! The caption: “It’s the most … [ Read More ]

My Cousin’s Cat

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One day I visited my little cousin’s home. He had a cat. In the afternoon, I noticed my cousin gave the cat a fried fish. I asked him why and he just answered, “My cat is not a Japanese. She doesn’t eat raw fish.” [ Read More ]

My History With Pancakes

panakes

Let’s just say I have a history with pancakes. [ Read More ]

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