Three Carrot Ring

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My co-worker showed me her three carat (or carrot, rather) ring she received from her husband. [ Read More ]

The Low Down on the Roll Down

Any woman of size, (to use the politically correct term), will tell you to never, under any circumstances, wear new underwear when going out in public. Especially if said underwear are the lacy, semi-boy-cut style. [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Why Do Superheroes Wear Their Underpants Outside?

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Today on Q&A Tuesday, Mr. Danshov asks: [ Read More ]

Flying Flip Flops in Laos

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Many cultures in Southeast Asia, where I’ve lived off and on for years, have a serious taboo about feet. [ Read More ]

Time For New Shoes

That's a Big Shoe

January 13, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I can’t remember the last time I bought a new pair of shoes.  Finally, my wife took matters into her own hands. [ Read More ]

The Wedding Ring

I lost a lot of weight which is not a bad thing, except my ring finger had shrunk. Working in my garden, my hand got so sweaty I lost my wedding ring in the grass. [ Read More ]

A Hairy Situation

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Always wanting to look and dress like I have some semblance of my life in order, I try to shave daily.  Living with three roommates in one small apartment, however, means bathroom vacancy has become a rare luxury.  [ Read More ]

Pantsplosion! [PODCAST]

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Randi tells the story about being part of a public parade shortly after having her first kid.  As she’s climbing onto the float, her pants explode at the seams!  She’s supposed to be atop this float waving to a big crowd… what does she do? [ Read More ]

Wedding Dress Horror

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My wedding day was first approaching and I had bought my dress a few months earlier. [ Read More ]

Beach Bum

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It was the summer of 1995 and I was two months away from starting sixth-grade. The enthusiasm on my face was not because of school, though. I was excited because my family and I had just moved to Florida and I was beach bound. [ Read More ]

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