Foot Keyboard

keyboard

If anyone out there wants to type with their foot or walk with a keyboard here’s what you should get! [ Read More ]

Mismatched Clothes? Now What?

Mismatched

May 3, 2014– Dear Secret Diary, I have often worn mismatched clothing by mistake.  [ Read More ]

Oh Medical Jargon

medical

My Cousin, Lea, was on the phone describing her party dress to me. She said it had a very low back. [ Read More ]

Asking Fee Shirt

shirt

One of my friends designs t-shirts and the shirt is a best-seller!   [ Read More ]

Ees a Weeg [VIDEO]

So a man walks into a Starbucks… [ Read More ]

We Are Not Nudists

funny things kids say

My family does not live on a nudist colony, as none of us are nudists. [ Read More ]

A Hairy Situation

hairy

Always wanting to look and dress like I have some semblance of my life in order, I try to shave daily.  Living with three roommates in one small apartment, however, means bathroom vacancy has become a rare luxury.  [ Read More ]

The Great Pantsing Incident of 2012

While I was waiting for the results of my x-rays in the emergency room, my boyfriend looked at me and asked, “Was it worth it?” [ Read More ]

Bad Hair Days at Costa del Sol

hair

My memories of the Costa del Sol are limited to one week spent in Torremolinos with a girlfriend more years ago than I care to admit. [ Read More ]

A Hole New World

piercing

I was always a very determined or, as anyone who wasn’t my parents would say, stubborn child. [ Read More ]

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