The Low Down on the Roll Down

Any woman of size, (to use the politically correct term), will tell you to never, under any circumstances, wear new underwear when going out in public. Especially if said underwear are the lacy, semi-boy-cut style. [ Read More ]

My First Beard

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One year when I was a kid, we were putting on a production of Cinderella. I had a supporting role as a Duke; not a terribly important part, but it gave me the chance to wear fake whiskers, at least (At 15, that counted for a lot!). [ Read More ]

Dressed For The Occasion

It was one of those days. It didn’t help that it was rainy and cold. I was frantically trying to get the kids out of the house on time, to do kindergarten drop off, and my three-year-old was not co-operating. [ Read More ]

I’m Ready For Valentines Day

February 14, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, Valentines Day is here.  [ Read More ]

We Are Not Nudists

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My family does not live on a nudist colony, as none of us are nudists. [ Read More ]

Dog Chases More Than Its Tail

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Our odd little dog was first named “Shorty”, for his stout legs holding up his large body. Later we added “Herman” after a friend of a friend. [ Read More ]

Microwave-Side Chat: Remembering Who You Are [VIDEO]

Let’s face it, we all have those moments when we cannot remember who we are. We look in the mirror and ask, “Who am I?” The Big Milkshake is back again with a helpful tip that will help you to always remember who you are. [ Read More ]

Lips On The Door [PODCAST]

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Diane tells the story of an unfortunate day at work involving some lip stick, a very heavy door, and luckily, some laughs. [ Read More ]

Mom Knows Best

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This was inside my daughter’s jacket. Don’t mind it, mom already knew what to do. [ Read More ]

If The Shoe Fits

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Recently, I had to attend a party. I pulled together an outfit and applied a bit of makeup to a face that rarely dons such. Shoes were an issue though. [ Read More ]

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