Beyoncé Shows Up To Friendsgiving Empty-Handed (In Four Acts)

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You just know Beyoncé would never bring a dish to a potluck. [ Read More ]

Art is Everywhere

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Art is indeed everywhere here in London. [ Read More ]

Futurama Toilet Paper

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Our office has Leela from Futurama in the toilet. [ Read More ]

There’s Nothing on TV

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While working as a customer-service representative for a cable television provider, I took a call from a woman who reported that her cable wasn’t working right. [ Read More ]

Naked Statue [PODCAST]

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A little girl giggles at all the naked statues in the fancy restaurant where JD waiters. Why are they all naked? [ Read More ]

What I Did For Britney Spears Tickets

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David describes the time he sat in a dryer at a laundromat in order to win Britney Spears tickets. Did he win or was this a (tumblr-dry) low point in his life? [ Read More ]

Draw MY Daddy

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“Daddy, draw me a tarantula,” said my four-year-old. So I drew her a massive spider with eight huge, hairy legs. [ Read More ]

Biker Plants

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When I was in Italy, I found this funny plant landscape. These plants really know how to exercise! [ Read More ]

Jackie Mason Revisited

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Jerry goes to watch Jackie Mason live on stage! It was a real treat to him in person and an even bigger treat was in store later that evening! [ Read More ]

Angry Birds in Real Life

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To me, this looks like the enemy pig from the game Angry Birds. Brilliant idea to whoever put those eyes and nose on this tree. [ Read More ]

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