Brussels Sprouts Investment Opportunity

Would anybody like to join me in purchasing for investment purposes the below item as offered on EBAY?



ITEM: TWO LEFT-OVER BRUSSELS SPROUTS (actual item pictured below.  Sprouts will not be sold separately.)

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Item Condition: Almost New, Tasty


Item Description: Two succulent, pre-owned,  health-enhancing Brussels Sprouts.  Each sprout is roughly ¾” wide and 1 1/2” long.  Green.  Fully cooked, somewhat crunchy, no burnt leaves.  Sourced from Morton’s Steakhouse in mid-town Manhattan. 


Perfect for picnic, lazy weekend brunch, romantic dinner for two, housewarming present, finger food at a cocktail party, wedding, shareholder meeting, other special occasion, or capital appreciation.   Great collectible item as well. 


Item Instructions If Purchased For Consumption: Rip open shipping package soon as possible upon arrival, open mouth, insert food, close mouth, chew, swallow, enjoy. 


Item Instructions If Purchased As A Collectible Or For Capital Appreciation: Rip open shipping package soon as possible upon arrival, wrap item in plastic wrap and then aluminum foil, place wrapped item in a manila folder, store in secure location (e.g. safe, safety deposit box, etc.), enjoy knowing it will constantly appreciate in value and will be there when you need it.   


Auction Expiration: April 1, 2014, 11:59PM EST


Bid history: 94 bids


Current bid: US $31.50


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Price: US $44.27

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