Brussels Sprouts Investment Opportunity

Would anybody like to join me in purchasing for investment purposes the below item as offered on EBAY?

 

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ITEM: TWO LEFT-OVER BRUSSELS SPROUTS (actual item pictured below.  Sprouts will not be sold separately.)

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Item Condition: Almost New, Tasty

 

Item Description: Two succulent, pre-owned,  health-enhancing Brussels Sprouts.  Each sprout is roughly ¾” wide and 1 1/2” long.  Green.  Fully cooked, somewhat crunchy, no burnt leaves.  Sourced from Morton’s Steakhouse in mid-town Manhattan. 

 

Perfect for picnic, lazy weekend brunch, romantic dinner for two, housewarming present, finger food at a cocktail party, wedding, shareholder meeting, other special occasion, or capital appreciation.   Great collectible item as well. 

 

Item Instructions If Purchased For Consumption: Rip open shipping package soon as possible upon arrival, open mouth, insert food, close mouth, chew, swallow, enjoy. 

 

Item Instructions If Purchased As A Collectible Or For Capital Appreciation: Rip open shipping package soon as possible upon arrival, wrap item in plastic wrap and then aluminum foil, place wrapped item in a manila folder, store in secure location (e.g. safe, safety deposit box, etc.), enjoy knowing it will constantly appreciate in value and will be there when you need it.   

 

Auction Expiration: April 1, 2014, 11:59PM EST

 

Bid history: 94 bids

 

Current bid: US $31.50

 

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Price: US $44.27

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  • Vincy R.

    Is this for real? A bean sprout? This is crazy!

    Let me know if someone bought your brussels sprouts, I’ll try to sell mine too if that’s the case.

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Vincy, LOL!!! Thanks for your interest. I bought the ones advertised above, and I want to check it my purchase before going back into the market. 🙂

  • MariCone

    Too bad the auction already expired.

    • TheBigMilkshake

      I bought em. If you are interested, I always entertain a fair price. 🙂

      • Stickman7

        How’s its condition now? Still edible? I’m interested!

        • TheBigMilkshake

          Stickman7, they’re amazing. Totally edible. I appreciate your interest. I am prepared to discuss one of them with you, but I’ve decided to keep one forever. No doubt it will become a family heirloom over time.

  • Big Joe Joe

    I thought Justin Bieber’s stash of hair is crazy but LOL, even brussel sprouts?

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Especially Brussels Sprouts Big Joe Joe

    • Brussel Sprouts > Orlando Bloom > Justin Bieber.

  • Dmitry Messo

    Trahaha even Brussel sprouts now? What happen to humanity???

    • TheBigMilkshake

      It’s a fair question. But don’t worry, I am very kind to my 100,000 brussels sprouts and give them all the loving kindness they deserve.

  • Ilo

    Brussel Sprouts. I’m speechless…

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Does that mean you want in Ilo?

      • Ilo

        Hell yeah, my grandma and my rabbit would love them.

        • TheBigMilkshake

          LOL Ilo

  • Will De Jong

    Unbelievable…

    • TheBigMilkshake

      You bet Will. Want to help me corner the market in sprouts?

  • AlpacaLover <3

    I don’t even know why I’m here!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      You’re here because you love Brussels Sprouts almost as much as Alpacas AlpacaLover

  • Julin

    I’m dumbfounded right now this place is thought-challenging.

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Indeed Julin, investment decisions are never easy.

  • Alistar

    Three letters: OMG!

  • Lin

    How did you make this possible? Awesome!

  • ASMs

    What the hell is going on here? Brussels sprouts?

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