Beyoncé Shows Up To Friendsgiving Empty-Handed (In Four Acts)

Beyonce

You just know Beyoncé would never bring a dish to a potluck.

I.

Diva

Ego

Emotion

Beautiful Liar

Naughty Girl

Why Don’t You Love Me

 

II.

Grown Woman

Love on Top

What’s It Gonna Be

Check On It

Waiting

Countdown

Ring the Alarm

Apple Pie a La Mode

 

III.

After All Is Said and Done

Trust in Me

Hard to Say Goodbye

Start Over

Spread a Little Love on Christmas Day

 

IV.

White Christmas

Party

Bad Habit

Once a Fool

Resentment

Déjà Vu

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**Leah Prinzivalli knows she’s getting older because there were dishes besides wine at her Friendsgiving this year. Only the fear of aging that comes with the holiday season could inspire her to write this libelous piece about her hero. 

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