Today Was The Best Day Ever

Best Ever: Mail

October 30th, 2013, Dear Secret Diary– Today was the best day ever!

Normally, I hate getting the mail as there are always things that arrive that add to the to-do list.  But today, there was only junk mail!  No bills to pay.  No invitations to respond to.  No magazines I subscribe to that I would feel guilty about paying for and not reading.  No Dr. appointment reminders.  No Charitable requests.  No tickets for traffic violations.  Or my all-time favorite, no jury summons.

Today, I was able to take one quick look at the pile, note that it was all useless catalogs, and in one fell swoop chuck it all in the trash.  Yup, it doesn’t get better than this…

…Except it did…, and I almost missed it.  Neatly tucked in the mail was a free gift (pictured below).  The Ahava company sent me (well I assume it was for me and not my wife) “new firming body cream” that is made from “deadsea plants”.  The packaging told me that this cream “firms, smooths and hydrates.”  I don’t know about you, but I for one am always up for more firmness, smoothness, and hydration.

Best Day Ever Mail Gift

PS.  I had never heard of Ahava, but if they are sending me free stuff from the Dead Sea that will make me firmer and smoother (not to mention better hydrated), then they’re OK by me.

  • Vincy R.

    Be careful in accepting those. Remember, it originated from the Dead Sea… Yeah, DEAD sea… DEAD… sea…

    Should people found out about this sea being dead, you can be held liable for this and that’s the time you receive your all-time favorite – the jury summon notice.

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Fair point Vincy! Except I didn’t kill it?

    • Dmitry Messo

      LOL! By the way, who killed the Dead Sea?

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