A Letter and Thank You From The Big Milkshake

January 18, 2016, To My Beloved Smiles For All Community, [ Read More ]

Extra Extra: Mother Nature Threatens to Strike

strike

Earth Day 2015– An angry Mother Nature spread panic throughout the land today when she presented mankind with a list of demands and threatened to go on strike tonight at midnight if her demands are not met. [ Read More ]

You’re Kidding, The “Mediocre Golf Association?”

Mediocre Golf

April 11, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, with the Masters golf tournament this weekend, and in light of esteemed contributor Will De Jong‘s wonderful golf story and its various comments…       [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Why Does The Easter Bunny Carry Eggs?

Today on Q&A Tuesday, I will address an incisive question about the Easter Bunny posed by AlpacaLover <3 a number of months ago.  AlpacaLover politely challenged: [ Read More ]

愚人节快乐大家

April Fools

不用说, [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Should We Get Rid Of The Term BFF?

Best Friend Forever

Today on Q&A Tuesday, I would like to ask a question of the Smiles For All Community.  Specifically, [ Read More ]

An Ironically Cool Shirt

Cool Shirt

March 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, when it comes to cool shirts…….      [ Read More ]

Fun With Credit Card Companies

Credit Card

March 21, 2015– My beloved and dearest Secret Diary, recently I had a chance to have some fun with two (2) credit card companies, both at the same time!      [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Why Do We Say “BYE BYE” but Not “HELLO HELLO” or “Hey Hey?”

Bye Bye

Today on Q&A Tuesday, we will dive into the linguistic minefield posed by ASMs’ extremely extremely erudite question.  ASMs asks: [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

Attack Waitress

February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

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