The Big Milkshake With Dad and  Mom

Dear Diary– I am sure it must be hard for my parents that I chose for www.SmilesForAll.com a Nom de Plume, namely The Big Milkshake.  But I definitely think it is better than the new name they subsequently chose for me, “Former Son.”

But Mom and Dad (or “Milk” and “Ice-Cream” as I now think of you), if you’re violating my privacy and reading my secret Diary, I WILL NOT CHANGE MY NAME BACK!  AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!

  • Dmitry Messo

    That’s a cute family portrait!!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Thanks Dmitry. I’m very proud of my parents.

  • They only needed a blender to have you Milkshake!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      And electricity Derrick. So all in Derrick, I think it was a tough labor

    • MariCone

      It took them 9 minutes, not 9 months.

  • You weren’t made out of love, you were made out of an unhealthy diet! Joke!!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      LOL Isabelle. Never thought about it that way. I’ll have to ask my folks if they’re low fat. I just hope I don’t have a lactose intolerant kid.

  • Call Me Hecky

    “Former Son”
    People tend to change as they grow up, but growing up into a Big Milkshake? That sounds good!

    • TheBigMilkshake

      Thanks Mr. Call Me Hecky… Just trying to be bigger one now!

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