The Amazing Skydive [PODCAST]

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Andy tells the story of his friend’s most amazing skydive ever. But things didn’t go exactly as planned… [ Read More ]

A Very Flexible Waitress

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February 28, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, some time ago, I was in a coffee shop that featured the accompanying “Attack Waitress” sign.     [ Read More ]

The Origin of His Bad Trait [PODCAST]

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Pia ponders whether or not her son will inherit her bad traits as well as her good ones. Luckily, if he does, it’ll still make for a good laugh or two! [ Read More ]

Flushing Caution

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I was in Belebey, Russia when I found this hilarious caution on the toilet seat cover of the hotel I stayed at. [ Read More ]

Q&A Tuesday*: Can You Pay Later if You’re Drinking to Remember?

Q&A with The Big Milkshake

Today on Q&A Tuesday, we will try to make headway on Berth’s extremely practical but I also think philosophical question.  In response to Abram Danshov’s awesome picture of a coaster, Berth wondered: [ Read More ]

How My Son Became a Meteorologist [PODCAST]

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Everyone has there own special career path. Lorrie tells the story of her own and how her son decided on being a meteorologist. [ Read More ]

Bubble’s Favorite Snack [PODCAST]

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Pia tells the story of taking her dog, Bubbles, to the vet for an operation. He’s not supposed to eat after the procedure (but Bubbles finds a way!). [ Read More ]

A Raccoon Trying to be Spiderman

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It was Christmas Eve when this raccoon tried to intrude on our party. I’m still unsure if he was trying to camouflage to the wall or if he was just showing us his impersonation of Spiderman. [ Read More ]

Wrong Room [PODCAST]

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Erin tells a few stories about some truly awkward experiences. One involves a musical and another involves being in the wrong room at the wrong time! [ Read More ]

Pranking Who [PODCAST]

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Pia tells the story of a prank war she and her friends had in college. Did she come out on top? [ Read More ]

Brother’s Cleaning Obsession [PODCAST]

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Pia’s brother is a bit of a neat-freak. Take a listen and find out how into cleaning he really is! [ Read More ]

She Loves Large Gifts

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I was going shopping to buy a gift for my wife and asked for her sized. “If it’s clothes, I wear a small,” she said, “If it’s diamonds, I wear a large.” [ Read More ]

I’m Ready For Valentines Day

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February 14, 2015– Dear Secret Diary, Valentines Day is here.  [ Read More ]

Still Can’t Control the Dog

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My boyfriend is such a geek. He refurbished this retro game control to a drag line handle for my dog. But I still can’t somehow control my dog with this. [ Read More ]

Gnome Inside ATM

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I found this sign at the convenience store that says, “Tiny money counting gnome is out sick”. I always knew there were little creatures inside that box. [ Read More ]

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