One Way To Get Your Boss’s Attention

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Every summer, my sister goes to an annual get-together at the lake with her co-workers from the Marketing Department of the community bank. They all have good senses of humor and get along great. [ Read More ]

Mayday Mayday

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My cousin Franco, a nautical adventurist, was towing his boat home from fishing trip when suddenly his car broke down. [ Read More ]

Getting The Cat To The Vet

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Perhaps my recent escapade of transporting my cat to the veterinarian for a surgical procedure will ring a bell, however faint, in the minds of all cat owners, (if there is such a thing). [ Read More ]

Window Exit

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When my window cleaner called for payment, I thanked him and, much to his surprise, asked if he’d used the upstairs bathroom during his visit. [ Read More ]

Magic Beans

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My father was always one for a bargain. One day, as he was going for his morning walk, a small bag of what he thought were fertilizer granules fell from the back of a passing truck. [ Read More ]

My Amicable Divorce

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About a year had passed since my amicable divorce, and I decided it was time to start dating again. Unsure how to begin, I thought I’d scan the personals column of my local newspaper, I came across three men who seemed like they’d be promising candidates. [ Read More ]

Note For Teacher

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My son was writing a note to his kindergarten teacher. As he was writing, he would double check the spelling of his words. [ Read More ]

Daddy’s Password

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While my brother-in-law was typing away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, “I know Daddy’s password! I know Daddy’s password!” [ Read More ]

Oops, Wrong Button

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I was in flight when we hit a patch of very rough air just after a young teenager, obviously on her first flight, had entered the bathroom. [ Read More ]

I Like Your Shirt [VIDEO]

I Like Your Shirt [VIDEO]

Mikey describes a girl he had a crush on and all the opportunities he had to talk to her, all of which were ruined. [ Read More ]

Miss Hannigan [VIDEO]

Miss Hannigan [VIDEO]

Will tells a hysterical tale of childhood involving the character Miss Hannigan from the musical, Annie. [ Read More ]

The Worst Word [VIDEO]

The Worst Word [VIDEO]

Maggie had no idea she had said the worst swear word you could ever say. She also had no idea her brothers were totally lying to her about it. [ Read More ]

Now You Tell Me

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I was tidying up the house but finding the task rather difficult because of a pulled muscle in my lower back. As I was collecting the garbage, something fell to the floor. [ Read More ]

More Than A Coat Rack?

Coat Rack

  July 12, 2014, Dear Secret Diary, she claims she is more than a coat rack… [ Read More ]

Rats and Snakes [VIDEO]

Rats and Snakes [VIDEO]

Emily remembers one of her first loves from a science class along with all the lab-animals involved! [ Read More ]