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Q&A Tuesday*: Why Do We Say “BYE BYE” but Not “HELLO HELLO” or “Hey Hey?”

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Today on Q&A Tuesday, we will dive into the linguistic minefield posed by ASMs’ extremely extremely erudite question.  ASMs asks: [ Read More ]

Fun At The Dentist’s Office, or No Pain, No Pain

The Big Milkshake At The Dentist

Dear Secret Diary, visiting the dentist was never something I found super fun.  A few things have helped a lot over the years though. [ Read More ]

How To Boil Eggs [PODCAST]

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Tracy’s friend tries to teach her how to cook and boil eggs. But how long should you cook something if the instructions are to “cook it ’til it’s done”? [ Read More ]

A Kid Teaching Kids

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My mother worked at a day care teaching and taking care of 2 and 3 year olds and I had nothing to do so I joined her. I thought this would be a piece of cake but boy, was I wrong. [ Read More ]

Mouse in the House Madness!

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It began innocuously enough with my wife hurling the wet laundry all over the garage when she spotted a “huge rat” sprinting behind the washing machine.  Now I’m not a timid man, but I admit to loathing rats, spiders, and reality TV. [ Read More ]

The Lowdown on the Roll Down [PODCAST]

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Beth Turley tells the exciting story of an incident involving her underwear not quite staying in its place. Did people see? What happened? Have a listen! [ Read More ]

Who’s Bringin’ the Beano?

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I have a similar story to the Anacin story posted on this website.  Prior to meeting my husband, Jim, he was invited to a dinner party where everyone was asked to bring something. He was asked to bring the “Beano” and dessert. My husband thought this was odd, but just assumed someone was bringing a … [ Read More ]

Considerate Dentist

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It’s so hard to find the right dentist these days. But finally, via gorgeous bright neon, we have found the dentist for us! [ Read More ]

Microwave-Side Chat: Zach Will [Not] Grow Up [VIDEO]

Microwave-Side Chat: Zach Will [Not] Grow Up [VIDEO]

Zach talks with The Big Milkshake about his hair, pretending to be a grown up, and playing in parks (or the lack thereof).  A hilarious interview! [ Read More ]

Seat Belt Bloopers

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A Police officer motioned for my father, who was driving a tractor trailer, to pull over, and then asked him for his license and insurance. [ Read More ]

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